Hi Tony . . . tracks ( 0:00 ? ) ... mmmm .... the links (http ?) ... having a bad day? Check'd Garbage City with a little typing ... by Colleen my personal secretary ... I keep her in a cabinet marked "thoughts of illicit pleasure" ... sorry my keyboard outputs dots ... it's a Windows thing maybe. Cheers for the friend thingy
Do you understand her?
You know she's not from here
She's from the land of porno
And her accent isn't clear
She says that she's not done yet
What it is I won't say
You'll have to use your imagination
But don't get carried away
She owns a can of Crisco
She can bang her girlfriend
She can hide the sausage
And she can play all night
She's a business woman
She has a phone sex number
She works the streets of Melrose
For some guy named Chico
She gets condoms on wholesale
One hundred thousand per box
She'll use them all in a weekend
In movies that have no plots
Ooh deh cah
She always says that she loves it
Because that's what you desire
She's very practiced at faking
And she will never retire